isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
(Source: ekoenig2)
Jun 20 2:31 with 150,786 notes
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
Jun 17 16:06 with 104,274 notes
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
(Source: bl-eehh)
Jun 17 15:59 with 140,327 notes
